1. You are reading this right now.
2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice I skipped three.
5. You're checking now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading this even though it`s stupid.
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight.
10. You're checking again and are smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You're enjoying this.
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts